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I've drawn a new card

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Zerofierce - The Hangover Oracle Card. Could this be her last?

Zerofierce is getting a little more mystical. Don't worry, the jokes are staying.


Hello, dear Reader,


I've drawn a new card. ✨


It's called The Hangover. She's sitting on a crescent moon, wrapped in a duvet like a royal cloak, wearing sunglasses at night and clutching a giant glass of water like it's the Holy Grail. If you've ever woken at 3am with a mouth like the bottom of a birdcage, you'll know her. I certainly do. Red wine was my tipple, and that 3am wake-up was a regular appointment for years.


She's the first card in what I'm calling the Zerofierce deck. And she's a little clue that things are changing round here.


So what's changing?


For the last while, Zerofierce has been all things retro, gaming and just plain silly. Sunbursts, synthwave sunsets, pop-art speech bubbles. I loved them. But the more I learn, the more I realise the way out of the drinking trap isn't only in our heads. It's in our hearts, our intuition, and the big questions we've been too busy (or too hungover) to ask.


So Zerofierce is getting a little more mystical. Tarot cards. Oracle cards. Numerology. Moonlit paintings. Think less Top of the Pops and more fortune teller with a wicked sense of humour.

Don't panic. The jokes are staying. You'll still get the cheeky British humour, the honesty, and absolutely no preaching. I just think the cards say it better than a sunburst ever could. Take The Negotiator, a little imp on your shoulder waving a contract that says "just one". Or The Black Cat, calmly knocking your wine off the table while leaving the teapot well alone. Spooky, eh?


Intuitive coaching


Here's the bit I'm really excited about.


I've launched intuitive coaching, and it's something a bit different. I use astrology, numerology and other intuitive tools to bring up the big questions. The ones that really matter. Who are you without the wine? What do you actually want? What has the drink been quietly covering up?


Then we answer them together.


I know, I know. Astrology? From me? But here's the thing, my friend. It works. These tools have a way of getting past the polite answers and straight to the true ones. And once you know the real question, the drink starts to look like what it always was: the wrong tool for the job.


Six sessions are £497, and you'll find all the details on my coaching page.


A little hypnotherapy


I've also been training with Paul McKenna's School of Hypnotherapy, and loving every minute. From January, hypnotherapy will be available as an optional extra for all my coaching clients. Coaching gets you there all on its own. Hypnotherapy is simply a lovely extra tool for the curious.


And if you'd like a taster... there's a brand-new hypnotherapy session waiting for you in the Fellowship.


The Fellowship of the Formerly Fermented


Which brings me to my free community on Skool. Formerly pickled humans learning to stop the "just one" negotiations. Tools, laughs, zero judgement. Your liver says cheers.


Inside you'll find free courses on alcohol freedom, meditations, a monthly live session, and now that new hypnotherapy. It's free to join until we reach 100 members, and the first 100 are founding members who keep free access for life. After that it's a one-off £97. So, you know... don't dawdle.



Two freebies, in case you're not sure where to start


  • The free ebook, 7 Steps to Taking a Break from Alcohol. A gentle, no judgement place to begin, and you can read it in your pyjamas.

  • The quiz: what type of drinker are you? Two minutes, a few honest questions, no lectures. No crystal ball required.


Both are waiting for you right here on my website, in the top menu.


So, that's the new chapter


Same Zerofierce. Same me. Just a bit more moonlight.


If you've been sat on the fence about your drinking, maybe this is your sign. Literally. It's on a card.


See you on the other side.


Amanda x


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